12 Disasters of Christmas
A Syfy movie about the end of the world, wrapped up in the 12 days of Christmas. If you can believe that the Mayans came up with the song to pass down the legend of the prophecy, then you can believe this crazy story. There’s this girl, Jacey, the great Magda Apanowicz, and her parents Joseph and Mary (get it yet?) and a bunch of confused townspeople. There are a bunch of disasters, like ice spikes, twisters, coldness that makes you disintegrate, mine dust that makes you disintegrate, and electricity that makes you disintegrate. Spoiler, she saves the world.